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Your dog's poo
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 06-20-2007 01:04 PM |
 This morning, I went to Dunkin Donuts to get a coffee, came back, went upstairs and turned on the tv and sat down on the couch (I worked from home in the morning) anyway, as I'm sitting there, I notice a smell, a nasty smell, a poopy smell, i'm like where is that coming from, I look at my shoe and I see... it's coming from me... I jump up and look and see the trail of poop across the living room carpet and my wife's Persian rug!
I'm like "crap!!!"..
I take off my shoes and throw them outside and see that it's tracked all through the house... I get paper towels, water and some sort of carpet cleaner and start to clean, then I remember I've got a carpet cleaning machine, one that spits soapy water out and sucks it back in so I grab that and set it all up, and work rigorously to get the smelly poo out of the carpet, cleaning out the nozzle every so often. It took me forever to get the carpets clean, then the kitchen floor clean and the back hall, stairs, porch, porch stairs and then I see where it came from, right on the lawn, close to the back stairs a big pile of dog poo.
Man, I was even more pissed because I thought it came from the coffee shop I got my coffee, but no, it was right in my yard, so after the clean up I made a nice big sign and posted it on the front of the driveway:
PLEASE!
KEEP YOUR DOG OUT OF MY YARD
I'M TIRED OF STEPPING IN IT'S "PRESENTS"
Let's see if someone does something to that sign...
the next thing I'll post is something like:
I'M WATCHING YOU
then
I'M TAZING YOU...
damn it!
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