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Old 09-22-2007, 03:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.

She seems okay but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up.

Again, she seems okay but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning.

Later, the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask."It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart!"
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Old 09-23-2007, 05:03 AM   #2 (permalink)
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hahahahah lmafao!!!! its star deserving "ting!!"
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Old 09-23-2007, 06:18 PM   #3 (permalink)
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not
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Old 09-24-2007, 07:32 AM   #4 (permalink)
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urg...........................but funny..................hahahahahahahahah
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Old 09-24-2007, 08:46 PM   #5 (permalink)
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lol, thats a good one.
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Old 09-25-2007, 10:01 AM   #6 (permalink)
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lol ya
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Old 09-25-2007, 11:15 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I have heard the joke and it's still a good one!
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Old 09-26-2007, 12:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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She could be a biker chick, they like the sound of there muffler being loud!! She does not like the sound of it being muffled!!... roflmao!! Or is it she can not share the smell with everyone?

Roflol so bad it made me have some gas?lol

Thanks and here is a star for your sharing your work with the rest of us to bring a smile to our face!!

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Old 09-27-2007, 01:44 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Huh, OK
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Old 09-27-2007, 02:59 PM   #10 (permalink)
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