Funny crap I could put in a movie?

[Irreplaceable]

So me and some friends are making a movie. It's actually the second one we've done, it's called the Legend of Thadius. This huge douchebag Thadius loves Zelda for the Nintendo, and he plays it all the time. His neighbor, Walter, secretly is gay and wants to get ahold of him, but he can't because he's always too busy playing Zelda. So Walter decides to hold up Thadius and steal Zelda, leaving a map to his secret hideout (his basement, which is set up with videoing equipment) hoping Thadius will come after it so he can "make a movie" with Thadius. In the end Thadius has to kick his hind end or something. We've ran out of funny stuff to throw in the movie though. It has to be hilarious. We have to take the queer plot and make it something that everyone would want to see (friends). So what could we do? We're thinking about adding a character that talks gay to the mix, and maybe doing a Saw type thing in Walter's basement, seeing as it's Halloween and we have a Jigsaw mask. Help.

[GoingGoingGone]

My name is Josh and I am an avid script/movie creator.
I am willing to help you for free.
One idea is maybe the gay guy should make some homo-erotic single person movie and dress up like Link and start like reading poems and and he could like bake thadius a pie that is in the shape of a tri-force and he could also put on the cake, "I WANT YOU SO BAD, to come over sometime".
The gay guy could leave like numerous messages on thadius' answering machine with please of pleasure, but thadius is so ignorus of these unsubliminal messages that rescuing Hyrule and princess Zelda is his desire.
And at the end of the movie, thadius beats the game and decides to get back to reality and checks his messages, and notices a cake in front of his door.
So thadius goes over to the guy guy's house, thadius is invited in and begins to drink a "zima" with the gay guy and next thing you know thadius is drunk off of the roofied zima, and can't concentrate.
So, the gay guy tries having some fruit passion put in thadius and his rear and thadius runs away, into the neighbors basement.
Thats when thadius runs through a bunch of doors and and sees a shringe with thadius in the shower, thadius on the toilet, and even thadius playing zelda.
So thadius is trying to escape the roofies weak state of dizziness, the guy guy yells, "I knew I should have payed that extra $2.00!"
The gay guy is dressed like like the saw bad guy and looks at thadius and says, "your all mine, time for some freaky man love!!!!!!!"
Then the gay guy looks at thadius' butt and says, "oh yes, and there will be blood".
Thadius goes through all of the basement and makes it out after two rooms and walks out the basement door.
The gay guy says, WAIT!, I LOVE YOOOOOUUUUUU.
Thadius come to the guys house the next day with the cake.
Thinks about it and smiles in front of the gay guy, making the queer think he finally has thad's brown eye to poke all night long, thadius looks at the queer and says, cool, thanks for the cake.
And goes back in the house.
Goes to the gay guy the next morning and says, "you know, something about the other night, beating that game and eating that cake and especially having you as a psychotic fruit filled neighbor made me realize something.
And the queer starts tearing up and says in his fruity mind, "all of that hard work payed off, this is it.
I knew spending five hundred dollars on the ring and hotel would pay off!"
Thadius says to the gay guy at that moment, "I decided to move to silicon valley to make the next Zelda game"."can you help me move these boxes?"

Have fun with it, I did.